{"product_id":"bachelorette-penis-disco-ball-cake-topper","title":"Bachelorette Penis Disco Ball Cake Topper","description":"\u003cp\u003eNaughty, but make it disco. The Bachelorette Penis Disco Ball Cake Topper stands 3 inches tall and is covered in mirrored tiles, which means the joke arrives with an unexpected amount of craftsmanship attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose mirrored tiles are the whole reason this works. Under any light in the room it throws small reflections across the table the way a real disco ball does, so it keeps catching the eye long after the initial laugh has passed and the cake has been cut. Three inches is judged well, tall enough to be the obvious centerpiece on a standard cake without toppling into the frosting or dwarfing the thing it sits on. It pulls out cleanly afterward and survives being kept as a shelf ornament, which is usually where it ends up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for last disco bachelorettes, groovy bridal showers, and any celebration where the cake was never going to be the most memorable part, this topper earns its place at the center of the table.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"xo, Fetti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50520393875692,"sku":"UC-85EW-U7IG","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/3764\/6572\/files\/72a61986aba36ad71989e9261e26c740163caae35b11b6dac9395e9b246d548c.jpg?v=1790179893","url":"https:\/\/loveunlimited.com\/products\/bachelorette-penis-disco-ball-cake-topper","provider":"Love Unlimited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}