{"product_id":"cunt-candy-3oz-bag","title":"Cunt Candy 3oz Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eCunt Candy 3oz Bag is candy for real cunts, and it is meant affectionately about ninety percent of the time. Each bag arrives packed with roughly a hundred tart, vagina shaped candies that are about as subtle as your best friend after two margaritas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe tartness is the part worth knowing about. These are not flat sweet novelty pieces, they carry a genuine zing, which is why the bag empties instead of sitting on a shelf as a joke. The pieces are small and hard so they hold their shape in a bowl and survive a handbag, and a 3oz bag goes a long way once it is split into favors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSet it out at a bachelorette bash, use it as a cheeky party favor, or leave it in the office kitchen and see how long it takes someone to say something. Check the pack for the ingredient list before sharing, and store Cunt Candy somewhere cool and dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Candyprints Candy","offers":[{"title":"3oz \/ Bag","offer_id":47549287956716,"sku":"VCP1270","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/3764\/6572\/files\/cunt-candy-3oz-bag_5d0536eb-3179-4890-b8d8-ea932bee8ac4.jpg?v=1776772140","url":"https:\/\/loveunlimited.com\/products\/cunt-candy-3oz-bag","provider":"Love Unlimited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}