{"product_id":"fundies-foot-long-thong-with-paper-ruler","title":"Fundies Foot Long Thong with Paper Ruler","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome jokes write themselves. The Fundies Foot Long Thong with Paper Ruler is a men's novelty thong with an extended front pouch and a paper ruler thrown in so the claim can be checked. It is silly, it is knowingly ridiculous, and it lands every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe thong is cut minimal at the back with a stretch waistband that pulls on comfortably, while the elongated front does all the visual work. The paper ruler is the punchline, packaged alongside and ready to produce at exactly the right moment. Black keeps the piece from tipping into full costume, so it still reads as underwear rather than a prop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne size fits most. Slip it into a bachelor party gift bag, a birthday parcel, or a stocking, and let it do what novelty underwear does best, which is get a laugh and then get worn anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fundies","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":46916373774572,"sku":"BTFUN11","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/3764\/6572\/files\/fundies-foot-long-thong-with-paper-ruler-os-black_3c3a87ed-c925-4d83-a953-bfc6f1ec34ce.jpg?v=1761336980","url":"https:\/\/loveunlimited.com\/products\/fundies-foot-long-thong-with-paper-ruler","provider":"Love Unlimited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}