{"product_id":"penis-pasta","title":"Penis Pasta 7.14oz","description":"\u003cp\u003ePenis Pasta 7.14oz is dried penis shaped pasta that grows as it cooks, which means the joke actually improves between the packet and the plate. Serve it straight, serve it with sauce, or serve it to guests who have no idea what is coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt behaves like ordinary dried pasta, so there is nothing special to learn: boil it, drain it, dress it however you like. The shape holds through cooking rather than collapsing, and the fact that each piece swells noticeably is the detail that gets the reaction at the table. A 7.14oz packet is enough for a shared dish, which is the right amount for a hen night dinner or a themed party where the food is part of the entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with a jar of sauce and a bottle of something cold for an easy gift that gets used rather than shelved. Check the pack for the ingredient list before cooking for a group.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"7.14oz","offer_id":46915438280940,"sku":"SF-FD01","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/3764\/6572\/files\/penis-pasta-7-14oz.jpg?v=1761329255","url":"https:\/\/loveunlimited.com\/products\/penis-pasta","provider":"Love Unlimited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}