{"product_id":"same-penis-forever-cocktail-napkins","title":"Same Penis Forever Cocktail Napkins","description":"\u003cp\u003eForever, and ever. Twenty four three ply cocktail napkins printed with the line every bachelorette party eventually arrives at, sized at 5 by 5 inches and ready to be handed out with the first round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree ply is what makes these usable rather than purely decorative, holding up to a spilled drink or a slice of cake instead of shredding on contact. The 5 inch square is the correct cocktail proportion, sitting neatly under a glass or folded on a side plate without overwhelming either. Printed clearly enough to be read from across the table, which is the entire function, and twenty four to a pack covers a decent sized group for a full evening rather than running out before the speeches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for bachelorette weekends, bridal showers with a sense of humor, and end of an era parties generally. Say it loud, say it proud, and have something to wipe your hands on afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"xo, Fetti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50520397021420,"sku":"SD-GSAJ-4MHU","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/3764\/6572\/files\/8aa747fe6ff875c93c75c23530952486affb7d40d58ae9e24720aa0c24d121a8.jpg?v=1790180204","url":"https:\/\/loveunlimited.com\/products\/same-penis-forever-cocktail-napkins","provider":"Love Unlimited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}