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Drink If... Totally F*cked Up Version Drinking Game is the sequel that takes Kheper's most popular drinking game line somewhere the earlier editions would not go. The setup is just as quick and the rules are just as easy, but the statements are far bolder, and that is the whole point.
Roll the die to choose which Drink If statement gets read from the card in play. Anyone at the table who has actually done the thing described takes a drink, which means the game doubles as a confession booth and nobody escapes clean. Rounds move fast, there is nothing to set up, and the reveals tend to be funnier than anything the group could invent on its own.
With 1,200 possible statements in the box, Drink If... Totally F*cked Up Version keeps producing new material long after other party games have run dry. It suits pre-drinks, house parties and long nights in with a group that can take a joke, and it is intended for players 21 and over.
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