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Giant Pink Bride Straw

This is the doing-the-most straw. One extremely large, extremely neon pink plastic straw spelling out Bride, sized to clear up any remaining confusion about who is getting married.

At 12 by 10 inches it is far past the point of practicality and straight into the realm of prop, which is precisely the appeal. It sits in a drink and towers over the glass, over the table, and over everyone else's drinkware, meaning every photo taken across that table has the word Bride in it whether or not anyone planned the shot. The hot neon pink holds up under bar lighting and in daylight, and being solid plastic it survives a full weekend of being carried between venues.

Fully dishwasher safe, so it washes up and comes back out for the next round rather than going soft after one drink. One straw, one bride, and absolutely no ambiguity about which is which.

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