Your night just got better
Invite the night in with Monster Dong The Vampire Silicone Dildo, a 9 inch fantasy toy with a firm, lifelike form that is as elegant as it is imposing. Intricate detailing runs the length of the black shaft, giving you sensation at every point of contact.
Made from premium liquid silicone, The Vampire feels softer and smoother in the hand than standard silicone and holds up night after night. Its extremely flexible build adapts to your body for comfort in any position, and the sturdy suction cup base lets you mount it on a flat surface for hands-free enjoyment, indoors or in the bath, because it is fully waterproof.
Monster Dong The Vampire turns ordinary evenings into gothic escapades, whether it is part of a costume scene or simply the star of a late night. Keep water-based lubricant close, wash with warm water and toy cleaner afterward, and store it separately from other silicone toys until the sun sets again.
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Yes, all our products are made from body-safe materials including medical-grade silicone, ABS plastic, and stainless steel. We never use harmful materials like phthalates or BPA.
We have detailed product guides and recommendations for beginners. Our customer service team is also happy to help you find the perfect products for your needs and comfort level.
We offer a 30-day return policy for unopened, unused products. All returns must be in original packaging and include proof of purchase.
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