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Same Penis Forever Cocktail Napkins

Forever, and ever. Twenty four three ply cocktail napkins printed with the line every bachelorette party eventually arrives at, sized at 5 by 5 inches and ready to be handed out with the first round.

Three ply is what makes these usable rather than purely decorative, holding up to a spilled drink or a slice of cake instead of shredding on contact. The 5 inch square is the correct cocktail proportion, sitting neatly under a glass or folded on a side plate without overwhelming either. Printed clearly enough to be read from across the table, which is the entire function, and twenty four to a pack covers a decent sized group for a full evening rather than running out before the speeches.

Made for bachelorette weekends, bridal showers with a sense of humor, and end of an era parties generally. Say it loud, say it proud, and have something to wipe your hands on afterward.

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