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Twenty-one fill-in-the-blank stories stand between you and a night of tears-down-your-face laughter. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Mad Libs is the adult edition of the world's greatest word game, written by Karl Marks with gay pride front and center and a sense of humor aimed squarely at grown-ups.
The format is the one you remember. You call out for nouns, verbs and adjectives without revealing the story, then read back the results. Here, the stories riff on twinks, being bad at driving and walking a little too fast, so every blank becomes a chance for an inside joke. Play solo on a lazy afternoon, pass it around at brunch or make it the icebreaker at your next Pride party. The slim 48-page paperback fits in a tote, and since it is recommended for ages 18 and up, you can let the answers get as cheeky as your crowd.
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Mad Libs makes an easy add-on gift for birthdays, coming-out anniversaries or a friend who needs a laugh. Grab a pen, round up your people and get ready to snort-laugh. Gay by birth, fabulous by choice.
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